3 Things I Learned Today

1. My wife thinks she's on "Glee": 2 a.m., I awoke to what might have been a mumbling version of "Row Your Boat" or "Pants on the Ground" (not sure) coming out of Katie's mouth. Wasn't awake enough to get the footage.

2. I have set the world record for cursing at a piece of cardboard trying to cut mats for photography prints.

3. It hit me today: Conan got ripped by the most simple-minded "comedian" I've ever seen, but is still having fun with it with another favorite comedian of mine:

Bonus: Gil will hate that I posted all this, but only I have administrative rights to this blog.